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  • September 6, 2009

    Sharp Knife - TESTIFY!

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    well hello hello ladies and gents, long time no talk to. i've been in a hidey hole all summer and dare i say i have quite enjoyed it. but i had to come out and tell yall about my supreme love for sharp knife off the new album. lordy mercy this song has taken over my ipod, my desktop, my laptop, even my 6-disc cd changer is feeling no love because i play-repeat-play-repeat the sharp...

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  • June 15, 2009

    No Bra, No Panties

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    No Bra, No Panties Yep, I thought that would get your attention! The band has been opening shows with a super-lush set of beats. Stephan told me that it is a future song that will go "No Bra...No Panties...No Bra...No Panties..." I shit you not. I find this...titty-lating to say the least. I will try to get an audio clip to post for yall. Since we are ALL a bunch of dirty...

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  • June 10, 2009

    Twitter - Follow My Updates

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    http://twitter.com/StarFucker3eb

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    Hello there kiddies. I hope your summer is off to an orgasmic start. I just ate a PBJ and PB was already mixed with J, it was weird to me. It got me thinking that's like buying a condom with a dick already in it. Anyhoo. I've been all over the place, sorry for not blogging, I know you bitches missed me, but I've been out of the country. I was in Vancouver at the end of April, where I...

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    So I've got my ear to the ground, and I'm hearing some rumblings about a new song that's been written and recorded a demo, you may have already heard about it... it's called Away. Well, rumor has it that the lyrics were inspired by the Twilight series, in particular New Moon. I'm trying to confirm this info, but if you read the lyrics it's apparent to me that its at least very relevant. We...

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  • April 5, 2009

    Tony's Boots Pic!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Thanks Matt!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    I've got some news for yall that should put a little spring in your step! Sunday, March 8 6pm PST No ones been able to buy it yet, but you'll be able to listen to it on RADIO 3EB. Know what I'm talking about yet? Sunday night Soul Food presents: LIVE AT THE FILLMORE concert Sunday, March 8 6pm PST What a glorious way to bring the weekend to an end before getting...

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  • March 3, 2009

    Tone Loco!

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    So Tony has a new foot fetish...for his own feet! He's taken to wearing a pair of knee-high, 6 inch heeled boots and he now looks down at 6'2" Stephan on stage. Not that we hatin', we loves his giant Japaname draq-queenliness! He's trying to offset the femininity by wearing dark shades, even inside. Picture Karl Lagerfeld, but with spiky, multi-hued hair...and hooker heels. First...

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  • February 26, 2009

    HAARP I Hear The Boy Is Hurting

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    Last week I watched this little ditty of an interview featuring The Boy, Stephan, whom some of you lovingly refer to as Doug, and found out that our boy is hurting. Like bad neck pain, and get this...he says it was from HEAD BANGING. I was compelled to investigate. (check out the interview: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNcSZt1JftY) I start by doing some digging around, located...

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  • February 23, 2009

    My Puppies Are Barking

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    My puppies ain't the only things that are barking. Let me tell you wassup. Carnival Barker WILL be on the album. Yes sir it will and it's going to be 9 fucking minutes long! Like an orgasm that doesn't go away, you keep getting the oooh feeling over and over. It is an insane glorious emo-prog opera!! Whatever that means! If you have any questions you are dying to have answered,...

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